75 Cute And Funny Birthday Quotes And Wishes With Images
To wish other people, here are some of the funny birthday quotes and wishes which you may ever find on the web. Birthdays are one of the most important days of a person’s life. On that day a person would want from his friends best wishes for the day and life. A birthday is a time when all members of a person’s family and friends gather together to celebrate their love for the person having his or her birthday. This day is celebrated from the time since a child experiences entering into his second year till the time he ages and dies, in between he is greeted with wonderful surprises on this particular day and in all probability a creamy cake.
One of the most important parts of birthdays is the session of exchanging gifts to the person having his birthday. These gifts bring about a smile on the face of the person. This day is celebrated to tell the person whose birthday it is that they need not worry about their age; rather they should celebrate on this unique day.
These quotes will not spread a smile on your friend’s face but will also tell express him your love to him. These quotes can be sent to your friend by any means which you may prefer, however one on the birthday card will allow your friend to understand more your affection to him. These funny birthday quotes are quite humorous and generic and can be used for any of your friends and family.
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” For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life. “
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” You should be proud of your age. This year you are wiser, smarter and very close to reaping the benefits of senior discounts at restaurants. “
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” My dear friend another year has gone, but unfortunately that doesn’t mean you’ve become any wiser. “
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” OMG the room is getting hotter! Please call the fire department or blow these candles before it gets on fire. “
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” On your special day, I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship… and all that stuff that doesn’t cost anything. “
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” In all the times and in all the lands there has never been a better backyard barbecue chef than you. I don’t mean that to be a hint about how you should celebrate your birthday. Okay, it is. “
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” Happy Birthday to my wild and crazy friend. Thanks for keeping all of the adults busy with your antics when we were kids so that I never was punished! “
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” Don’t worry about getting so old. I will have the fire extinguisher ready in case your birthday cake gets out of control. Love you my ancient friend! “
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” For your birthday this year, I hope you don’t mind if we avoid the fire hazard of so many candles and use electronic candles, instead. “
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” I promise I won’t reveal your age to anyone at the party, but we should probably light your cake outdoors in case the candles catch fire. “
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” It’s nice to be young, healthy and full of energy. Do you remember what that used to feel like? “
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” It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope! “
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” You are like a sister to me, and I am sure you feel the same way. If you let me borrow all the stuff you get for your birthday, I promise not to tell mom what you did at the party! “
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” Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday and assume I said them. Happy Birthday! “
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” Last week, the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, ‘Happy Birthday!’ “
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” I made you a birthday cake to celebrate, but I couldn’t light the candles. It turns out the fire department requires a permit for bonfires. “
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” At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy Birthday! “
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” May my friend on this special day be able to set all the jealous people on fire and use the flame to burn the candles and blow them off with a happy smile, a very happy and amazing day to you. “
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” Better to be over the ground than under it. Happy Birthday! “
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” Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. “
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” Birthdays are like boogers. The more you have, the harder it is to breathe! “
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” Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake. “
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” Can you sniff all of these candles or should I call the fire department? “
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” In the bathroom? In the toilet? On your desk? On the fireplace? At 40, it is still a great achievement to remember where the car keys are! All the best! “
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” 1066, 1492, 1776, and…your birthday? The good news is that they aren’t teaching the date of your birth in history classes yet. The bad news is that means I don’t have the date memorized. Happy belated birthday! “
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” Is it getting hotter in here, or is it just all the candles on your cake? “
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” It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you. “
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” It is older, but not better! Happy Birthday! “
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” Napoleon must have been in command since you were separated from your mother.
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” It’s okay to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department. “
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” Jack Benny said, “Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” But in your case, I think it matters; it matters a LOT! “
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” Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty. “
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” May you live as long as you want to, and want to as long as you live. “
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” May you live to be old and toothless. “
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” Men age like wine, women age like cheese.”
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” My birthday gift to you is the call to the fire department when you blow out your candles. You’re welcome! “
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” My friend got me a fossil. It reminded me of someone who has a birthday today. Three guesses who! “
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” On your birthday, here are some words of wisdom: smile while you still have teeth! Congratulations! “
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” One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday! “
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” People say that the good die young, so I guess that’s make you an old bad ass! “
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” Pope John XXIII thought that men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. And I’m sitting here, trying to figure out whether you want vanilla or strawberry in your ice-cream. Happy 50th Birthday! “
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” Recently I found out which sport you would have been best at. Guess what? It’s the reason so many people came to your place. “
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” Remember when 50 seemed old? If you weren’t so old, you would! “
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” Smile and laugh as much as you can while you still have teeth. “
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” Smile, it could be worse…think about what you’ll look like in ten years. Happy Birthday. “
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” So far, this is the oldest I have ever been. “
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” Some say the glass is half empty. Others say the glass is half full. It’s your birthday, so just drink whatever is in the glass. “
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” Some words of wisdom for your birthday: “Smile while you still have teeth! “
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” Someone once said that a true friend remembers your birthday, but not your age. I remember both. Shouldn’t that count for something? “
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” Stop counting the candles and start thinking about your wishes. “
